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Melissa

New Season Makes for a Blog Makeover!

April 5th, 2012

Spring is finally here! And with that comes many different things: racing, motopacing, hours and hours in the saddle, daylight savings, future cycling chics…aka: girl babies! (not me, my two brothers and our friend Torrance just had a baby today!), rain, flowers, and my parent’s 30 year anniversary!  What else does spring bring?  Well, for the cowgirl cyclist, it brings a fresh new look to my lovely blog of 4 adventurous years. It took a few months of work, but spring is the time that I have decided to launch this thing! So please let me know what you think and as always, I hope you enjoy!

Here’s my new blog: thecowgirlcyclist.com

Enjoy!

Dream a Little Dream

March 5th, 2012
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper “I love you”
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Say “Night-ie night” and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you’ll miss me
While I’m alone and blue as can be
Dream a little dream of me
Stars fading but I linger on, dear
Still craving your kiss
I’m longing to linger till dawn, dear
Just saying this
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

I am starting to learn, that even after 3 years of marriage – you can always top your best date.  Yesterday, Aaron and I put 4 hours of riding, then Max Raabe and the Palaste Orchestra, and Sushi on the #1 Hit Charts of Dates!  Needless to say, after such an eventful day (date) I crashed hard and was sound asleep on the couch by 8pm last night. I couldn’t get Max Raabe’s romantic melodies from the 20′s and 30′s out of my head.  It was such a great ending to an eventful week of SNOW! We finally got snow that stuck to the ground for over a day.  I think it was the first since October of last year.
When the snow came.  I just couldn’t imagine what to do for my training as ‘indoors’ was a foreign place to me and my trainer was somewhere buried in the basement. I searched and searched for the thing but couldn’t find it, thus I resorted to the rollers for my workout.  Later, Aaron went looking and found the trainer in plain sight – but in anyway I found some inspiration riding indoors by watching a documentary on art, and making art (a documentary on riding rollers) with my GoPro camera.  I think you will understand by watching below, why I would opt to be outside….so much better!

Then Saturday was my 20 minute threshold test.  It was raining all night so the roads were wet but just warm enough it wasn’t freezing.  So, being that my threshold test is very important, I knew that my best time would be outdoors, so I headed to the shop with Aaron and some friends and began my warm up. And let me tell you…that’s when it surely heated up! Ask yourself, have you ever rented a movie and when you started watching it, you realized that it wasn’t what you thought…or much more inappropriate that what you imagined?  Well, usually when we ride the trainers, we watch something from Netflix to entertain our brains from the numbness of moving nowhere. Our friend Phil and I were on the trainer when Aaron turned on a movie, and left to go fiddle with his bike.  All of a sudden the most graphic images came up with little black boxes to sensor what was going on.  Phil and I looked at each other, “What did he pick out?!”  I thought it must be a preview or would end soon, but no, the graphic scenes continued, “AARON!!!” I screamed for him.  ”WHAT IS THIS?!!” He didn’t answer. This was getting awkward.  I jumped off my bike and ran over to remove the video, still yelling for Aaron. I closed the screen and saw he had picked, “This Is Not Yet Rated.” I shook my head, googled “Paris Roubaix” and started watching Phil Liggett from the 1980′s commentate on the race.  Much better.

After a good warm-up I hopped off the trainer, threw on my leggings and rain coat, packed my bike to the car and drove to Sharon to complete my effort.  It was wet and cold, but I knew that I felt great.  I started with slush on the roads, but there weren’t any cars out so I was able to move to the center where it was much drier. I pushed hard for the first 10 minutes, took a right hand turn and kept going.  Soon the nausia crept in and I realized that I was pushing my max.  My legs started to feel heavy and cold from the wet roads, but I pushed on. With only 3 minutes to go, and realizing that my power was dropping, I gave it all I had and stood for a sprint finish.  I felt my stomach wanting to give way, but it didn’t.  I rolled back to the car, dried off, and drove back to the shop for a day of greeting people and selling bikes.

Then Sunday came.  Aaron and I had waited for months to go on this special date.  Back in November, we had seen a PBS special on the Max Raabe concert and couldn’t help to hop on the computer and buy tickets to his show, right then and there.  This was our first time at the Symphony Hall and our first time dressing up (for a date) in over 18 months!! We woke up early, met our friends for a 4 hour ride, hurried home, and got ready for our big date in the city.

As I type this, I am still day-dreaming about Max Raabe.  The 20′s and 30′s were definitely playful and romantic.  Songs that were bittersweet of love and pain. I could see my old friend, Elmer Norlin, smiling down on me in approval as when I’d go over to visit him, he’d play his old CD’s from that era and tell me, “Melissa, this is real music.”
It sure was!

The Espresso Made Me Cocky

February 20th, 2012

This past week, Aaron had the pleasure of using up some good ol’ vaca time and spent the entire week logging hour after hour on his bike. It was his very own “Rosco Training Camp”. Every day looked like 70-90 miles and he’d come home, put his legs up on my lap and give me the puppy eyes. Fortunately we planned ahead and he was able to get a massage (relieving me from my soigner duties).

Saturday, I took the day off of work at the shop and spent the entire day with Aaron, on two wheels. He had to do 5 1/2 hours and I took him up on the adventure. I had to do my power weights in the morning first, and then I met Kate, Luke, Torrance, and Aaron at the shop for our big adventure north. We took off and rode up to Concord and further west. Torrance had to leave early on but we kept trucking away. My awesome home-made energy bars got me through great distances (recipe below). Plus, Aaron pulled most of the way on the front as he had to ride a bit harder than the rest of us. We looped down and through Foxboro and back into Medfield/Dover area. Once we were almost back, I had to start my 15 second standing-start sprints. I was already a bit fatigued from the long ride, but as Aaron said, “This will prepare you for the race – where it really counts.” He was right. I left Aaron, Kate, and Luke and started my efforts. My legs screamed in pain with each effort. I could barely spin my pedals between each interval, but when the time came to ‘go’, I went with all my might and then some. I think they may have been the best sprints I’d done thus far…even with all the fatigue, but at the back of my mind was an image of all the races I want to win this year and that this moment was the moment that must count.

I finished at the top of the hill by our apartment and rolled home. We got some grub, even went to Trader Joes and slept like babies through the night.

Sunday was where my cockiness started. I’m not saying that I was cocky like I was really full of myself. It’s just that I felt really good and I was pretty blown away by the fact that my body didn’t feel destroyed. I woke up, made pancakes, and then Torrance met us at the apartment to ride into Brookline to meed at the Cafe Fixe. We discovered Cafe Fixe last weekend when we met up with some of the Met Life riders for a big ride. The experience of sipping the espresso down, made the ride into the city, worth every mile and bump in the road. It was as if I was being transported into Europe, sitting at a little cafe on a ride. The taste was like a bitter and frothy caramel. It was so good! And once that wonderful concentration of caffeine went into my system, it was as if I had been charged up by rocket fuel! My body started to shake a little, my excitement rose, and I was too excited to hop onto my bike. Torrance and Aaron had the same feeling too.

Aaron and Torrance at Cafe Fixe in Brookline

We waited at the cafe for just a little while, but decided that we’d missed the other group of riders, so we took off on our own. The air was slightly humid but overall I felt excited and full of energy. Aaron led for much of the way (as usual, using his “Ross Bicycle Global Positioning System”) but soon we adventured to some little hills where my confidence started to take over. I’d accelerate and look over my shoulder to taunt Aaron, but all of a sudden, Torrance would come flying around the side and try to take on the KOM. Aaron would chase after him and I would hang back as my legs would suddenly remind me that all their juice was used up the previous day. This happened much of the ride and a few times, I thought I might actually take on the town line or KOM, but it just didn’t work out. I was very surprised how well I felt and still kept and eye on my food/water intake.

But almost immediately after Torrance left us at 3hrs 15min, Aaron and I started to ride up Pine Street in Medfield. If you’ve been on Pine Street, you understand that it’s a longer climb. Anyhow, I knew I needed more energy, so I took a Hammer Gel and continued to day dream as I rode Aaron’s wheel up the hill. It was as we peaked the Pine St. hill, that I suddenly came back to reality and realized that my legs really hurt and all of a sudden, it was like my body hit a wall. I lost all my energy! I was soo close too! We started to turn and I called after Aaron, “Aren’t we headed home?” He needed more time. I followed him, but soon he kept distancing himself. I was losing altitude. I felt light headed. I kept stuffing my face with food and drinking. I caught up to him as he had stopped to wait for me. “You can go Aaron. I’m holding you up. I need to go home.” He was concerned but let me head back. I started back home. As my blood sugar came up, my energy picked back up. Once I was home, I grabbed some food and crashed on the couch. Aaron came home soon and continued to make me lots of food, so by the end of the afternoon, my energy was much higher.

It was a great weekend. And yes, I did get a little to cocky but I’ll blame the espresso on that! To top it off, we were invited over to our friend’s the Kraus’ for a dinner of buffalo steaks! Now that’s what I call real recovery food!

Here’s my recipe for energy bars:

Best Energy Bars Ever

1c flour
2 1/2 c oats
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 c coconut
1 c chopped nuts
1/2 c dried fruit
1/2 c chocolate chips

Mix separately:
2/3 c all natural crunchy peanut butter
1/2 c milk
2 eggs
1/2 c honey
1/2 c brown sugar

Mix wet ingredients with dry. Line plastic wrap on 9×13 in baking pan. Spray with baking oil. Put mixture and spread evenly, cool in fridge for 30 minutes or so to let it stiffen. Take out of fridge and cut into desired sized bars. Place bars on cookie sheet (lined with foil and greased) with space in-between. Bake 300 degrees for 20-22 minutes. Cool and then wrap bars in foil/plastic, or put in mini snack size bags to carry on rides.

Tucked in the Woods…Out of Sight

January 25th, 2012

Old dirt road
Knee deep snow
Watching the fire as we grow old

I got a man to stick it out
And make a home from a rented house
And we’ll collect the moments one by one
I guess that’s how the future’s done

How many acres how much light
Tucked in the woods and out of sight
Talk to the neighbours and tip my cap
On a little road barely on the map

-Mushaboom, Feist

It seemed to be the first snow ride of the season. Last year when we were buried head to toe – this year is a tropical paradise! As it’s made the winter training marvelous, I can’t complain. Right now, Aaron and I are doing our weight training, so the riding usually happens on the weekends. The previous weekend, it was frigid cold and we battled the chills by bundling up and hitting the road. Our ‘extreme’ winter crew includes: Phil Golden, Torrance Kopfer, Bob Mortensen, and sometimes Kate will drive up too.

Sometimes the winter air has a bite…almost as if Jack Frost were real. I truly believe that the ‘bite’ is what brings us up. We don’t always appreciate it, but we sure the heck have a great story to tell and learn about ourselves along the way. It’s also the ‘bite’ that tests us and helps to keep us grounded when life can be a bitch. Like life, when it gets you down, when you are riding in the bitter cold, you just have to keep your momentum, push through it, and make the most of it. Over the last couple of weeks, I have gotten videos from back home in Wyoming from people taking extreme circumstances and turning them around. For instance, two guys went ice climbing in the Snowies (not far from Laramie, WY) and had a terrible accident where the ice gave way and one of the climbers fell 200 ft, breaking his ankle in the process. Instead of giving up, the guy that was seriously injured repelled and he crawled the 3 miles back to the car. He turned his film into something that could be shared to inspire others. You could tell in the process that he’d focus his attention on his filming, rather than the pain. Another instance was my former housemate, Dave from Laramie, was skiing in Jackson Hole recently and was caught in an avalanche with his camera on too. Here’s his video: http://youtu.be/8NTg81jaLBk. He was fine, swimming through the snow. But he didn’t let that life and death situation keep him from doing what he loves to do best: ski the powder.

I guess what I’m trying to say is (since so many people ask, “How can you ride in the cold?!!”) that it’s the experience that makes us stronger and gives us something to share with others. It probably makes us legally insane, but I’m ok with that! Plus, if you compare riding your bike in the cold to riding and avalanche or falling while ice climbing, it’s really not that big of a deal. Personally I think it’s a great adventure.

Here’s the video of our ride this weekend. I promise, I’m getting better at cutting it down;)

A New Year’s Bicycle Adventure on Nantucket

January 3rd, 2012

So, it has been awhile since my last update. Since I discovered my Jedi knight powers back in Providence, I soon began to lose some of ‘the force’. My races were full of crashes and soon I was just plain tired. My main source of inspiration was the beer feeds that came in the middle of the race. Yes, it’s illegal to take beer feeds in a race, but it’s cross and everyone is throwing dollar bills and beer at you…especially when you are obviously not even contending the back of the field! By Ice Weasels, I was completely fried. However, since I was racing single speed and kind of there for the ‘fun’ (and Ice Weasels is really the best cross party on the planet), I got a surge of ‘the force’ and became an unstoppable force! As I was coming to overtake the girl in second place, the announcers (who were no where near sober by then) were cheering, “And look…Melissa is coming to overtake her!” And all of a sudden, my cleat was stuck in my pedal and I ate it so hard, right into the barriers and landing on my ribs. I laid there for a second, “…and maybe not!” the announcers paused, “we should help her up!” Every one was cheering and I pulled myself up, hardly able to breathe yet, and got back onto my bike. The crowd cheered and everyone tried to high five me and hand me beers. I even managed to eventually overtake the lady and ended up placing 2nd. It was the funnest race I’ve ever done in cross and was a great closing to the season. To top it off, Aaron and I both won the raffle drawing (I an Ipod and Aaron a backpack). We topped off the evening by stopping at Sam’s Liquor store (the owner Jay had watched our race) and he gave me some extra special ‘recovery’ wine drinks.

After our end of the season party, we took two full weeks off of any sort of exercise and got to pretend to be carefree and eat whatever our hearts desired. Perfect time for holiday cookies, fudge, and you guessed it…lots of beer. Aaron’s parents came to visit for Christmas and we even went to the homeless shelter in Boston and served Christmas dinner. It was a great Holiday.

For our final hurrah before returning back to our regular schedules, Aaron and I celebrated our 3rd anniversary by spending the New Year’s weekend on Nantucket. Below is the video of our adventure. If you can’t view it for some reason, go here: http://youtu.be/i07LcqAC-lE.

Enjoy and Happy New Year!

The Jedi Cross Racer

November 17th, 2011
The past few weeks of racing have blown by…almost like this season has.  My friend Bob said on the phone last night, “Sooner than we know, we’ll be racing our road bikes again!” He couldn’t be further from the truth. Two weeks ago it was mucky and pouring rain.  I was working at Landry’s on a Saturday with Aaron, and the shop was completely dead. So Aaron let me run off for a couple of hours and race in Canton.  It was a mistake as I was suffering from some lower abdominal pain before going, and decided to push  through it.  I registered with 15 minutes to spare.  “Are you sure you want to race? We can rip up your check,” they said.  I looked at the cold rain coming down and shook my head, “No, I’ll be crazy today.”  There were a small group of about 10 very tough ladies that showed up that day and once we started, my abdomen started cramping and every move was painful.  The course was a maze of soupy mud and it was all I had to control the bike.  By a half a lap, I was in last place by a very large gap and everything I did made the pain worse, so I decided for the first time ever in my cycling career to withdraw from the race. I quietly rode off the course, to my car, and drove back to the shop.  “Did you win?” Aaron asked.  “No.”
That night, we had a nor’easter and our race in the orchards was canceled for the following day.
The following week was a UCI event in Northampton.   We were honored with the presence of the world famous mountain and cross rider, Katerina Nash. If you don’t know her, just type her name in google and you’ll see. Northampton’s race was in Look Park, full of lots and lots of 180 degree turns, roots to maneuver over, a sad pit, a run-up, and a little gravel. It’s a course that favors skill over power.  To my luck, I was staged only 3 rows back (compared to 7 or 8) and started off on a good foot.  We wove through the course and a gap managed to form with about 10 riders.  I started bridging the gap and moving into a very good position the first half of the lap.  But it was a jam once we reached the run-up (which you can ride most of the time) as the lady in front of my had fallen, blocking the trail.  I scrambled off my bike and tried to run as a gap from the previous group was widening. After that, for some reason, I couldn’t get my head back into the game and started losing more and more spots.
The group I usually finish with went by, “Come on Melissa!” but I didn’t have it. I really needed someone to slap me or splash some cold water on my face and get my brain back on.  I finished 30th. Not my best race but the hot apple cider afterwards seemed to melt away my disappointment.
This past Sunday was Plymouth cross.  Aaron and I had never done Plymouth as this year has been the longest cross season we’ve ever done.  Usually we stop after October, but with my little break from the bike in August, I feel like I’m going strong and am planning on finishing cross in mid December.
Plymouth was a very fun course, full of lost of single track, some technical descents and steep climbs.  Near the finish was two sand pits, one after the other! Our friends were racing too: Bob, Phil, John, and Torrance.  My father in law, Glenn was also visiting so he was able to take in all the action!
And that’s exactly what my race was full of…action!  Lucky me, I was staged in the first row and once we took off, I was leading the group through the twists and turns.  We went around the track field and down through a mud pit.  I took a bad line and got slightly stuck.  A couple of girls went around me but I caught back on.  Christina Tomillo was in the front on the technical little decent through the trees and managed to endo over her bars.  “Sorry!” she called out.  I move to the left of her over the path and was back in 2nd place. We moved through a few more trees and zig zagged to the run-up.  The girl ahead of my tried to ride it but slipped on the mud and had to dismount.  I moved ahead into first place.
The wind was strong that day, but I pushed forward.  I could sense another rider on my wheel.  I glanced back.  It was none other than Kate!  “Come on, let’s get a gap!” She said.  I turned the corner in the field and with a full head wind we approached the barriers.  My father in-law Glenn was crouched down with his camera.  Kate and I moved swiftly over the barriers.  I glanced at her in the corner of my eye and was stunned.  She did it with such grace!  Wow! She’s come such a long way! She moved ahead of me – “Grab onto my wheel, Melissa! Let’s drill it!”  I moved onto her wheel.  We maneuvered through the course, the twisty, turny single track and up a steep shoot onto the next field, around a few turns, through two sand-pits and completing lap one.  I started to lose my concentration.  For some reason I let a gap open up between Kate and I.  I had this feeling in my gut that she would pull me around the entire time, out of respect and friendship (if you know Kate – she’s the most friendly racer you will ever meet!). She kept looking back as if to wait up for me but all of a sudden, I just didn’t have the fuel to close that silly gap I had created.  Kate was drilling it.
Another rider came along and rode my wheel for the next lap.  While Kate was gaining ground, I tried to shake this lady off, but she stuck like glue and I mean like super glue!  I could barely see her shadow to tell she was behind me because she was right on my wheel! It was driving me mad and I wanted to break free.  So, to my dismay, I took a sharp left 90 degree turn with a little more aggression, hoping to lose her, and managed to slip, throwing my body to the ground.  I could feel my head snap back and forth, like a sideways whip-lash.  It took my breath away for a second.  (I have been watching the Nova series lately and now understand why time slows down when you crash…according to a proven theory of Einstein, time slows when you are moving!).  Anyhow, the other lady called at me, “You ok?!” I barely had any breath in the moment to murmur, “Fine.”  I picked myself up, a little dizzy, got on my bike and started to ride.  The fourth place lady had caught up to me. Meanwhile I was trying to get my head to clear up.  I went through the motions; turn, dismount, run, remount, pedal. I rode her wheel the remainder of that lap.  Kate was gaining and the 2nd place lady was also gaining.

Look whose socks match her bar tape!

Finally, on the final lap, I decided, ‘This is enough!  Stop being such a baby and get back into the game!’ I took my hand and literally slapped myself on the cheek. All of a sudden, I started to make ground.  My head was clear and I rode the ladies wheel with vengeance.  We went through the barriers and around a few turns.  I waited for the right moment to make my move.  I attacked right before the trees and created a small gap in front of her.  Second place (that seemed impossible to reach before) was suddenly in sight!  I laid on the gas with everything I had for the last 600 meters.  The two sand pits were coming up and I was starting to catch her.  My heart raced as I hoped for a sprint finish.  But all of a sudden, as I started to catch her right before the pit, she tumbled in the sand, right over the handlebars as her front wheel got stuck or hit something at the end of the pit.  I was stunned! “You ok!?” I screamed as I moved past her.  I made the turn and finished in 2nd place!!  Kate had won, I was so proud of her!  But was happy of my comeback.  “How did you make her fall?” Mike Keough had asked me. “With my mind,” I joked.  “Oh, you must have Jedi powers!”  I laughed.

Cruisin’ For A Victory Bruisin’

October 19th, 2011
It seems to me that the bruising from last Wednesday night’s cross clinic (with Mark McCormick) payed off in a huge way this past Sunday.  Or maybe it was extra special breakfast at Mug ‘n’ Muffin with my father in-law Glenn, or perhaps the fact that the race wasn’t UCI sanctioned, so I was pretty at ease before getting onto the start line. The culmination of events leading into Sunday, somehow supercharged me into the best race of my cross career. I won! And it wasn’t just against 4 people (like my victory in Brockton a year ago), there were 25 elite category women at the start line…and for once, everything seemed to fall into place.

Aaron over the barriers with "Sexy"

It was a beautiful windy morning when Aaron and I arrived to the course in Lancaster, MA.  A year ago, there used to be a Wednesday night training race, just 10 miles down the road from our apartment, in Wrentham, MA.  Anyhow, the club that organized the event (Minute Man Road Club) was no longer allowed to use the land that they hosted the event on (think it was going to be used for building), so they moved their Wednesday night training to Lancaster.  As it’s about an hour drive, we no longer can attend the Wednesday rides (but on the contrary, I’ve started my own Wednesday Worlds with some close friends).  The course in Lancaster was just how I remembered the Wrethem course, with lots of 180 degree turns, barriers, and this one even had a few barn structures you had to ride through and make tight 180 turns in saw dust! The course also included a mud pit.  I had a moment to ride the course once through but then had to immediately get to the start.  Again, like every other race, I was stationed at the back.  When the gun went off, I immediately took advantage of the long straight-away and started moving up the side, to the front. The first hill, I moved on the inside, cut some riders off in the corner and kept moving forward. There was a tree to move around, and I managed to move past the last few riders and sprinted up the hill to bridge the gap.  I was on the 2nd wheel.

Why are they running with helmets? At the start of the single speed race, everyone had to run to their bikes!

There were 4 of us together, Rebecca Wellons, my friend Kate Lysakowski, and another rider that I didn’t know.  We started to create a significant gap between the rest of the field.  Lap after lap, we stayed together, yet rotating through the first position. It was with about 3 laps to go that I moved to the front. I tried in every way possible to shake the girls off, but they were persistent.  Through the barn structure, I fumbled the turns and managed to get my front wheel stuck in the soft saw dust.  I nearly endoed over the front of the bars but caught myself.  The 3 ladies immedieately went around me, but I quickly got my bike straightened out and back on.  Luckily, I was able to swifly move back onto their wheels. Through every turn, my back wheel would slide as I had over estimated the pressure in my tires. I had to take it with ease.  We moved in and out of the maze and soon,  we came to the barriers. It was down to just Kate, Rebecca, and I.  I moved to the left of the two and as we came into the barrier, I over-took both of them coming out.  My transition was the smoothest it had ever been! It was almost like I was in a different body! (If you saw my dismounts a week ago, you’d think I was the biggest clutz!) I accelerated and pushed forward, creating a small gap.

Kate was behind me.  Kate and I are great friends, and this past year I also had the opportunity to coach her…so she has made a tremendous jump in her cycling career as this is her 2nd year of racing and she’s gone from a category 4 to a category 2 (took me 3-4 yrs to do that)!  So, being her friend…of course I didn’t want her to beat me! I also knew she excelled on the straights and anything that involved power. So, I had to move as smooth as possible through the twists and turns to get an advantage on her.  Kate had created a gap between her and Rebecca.
I started to feel fatigued with 2 to go, but shook my head. I was finally having the best race ever so I couldn’t let that negativity into my system. Everything went smooth through the final lap and my heart raced every time I heard my name announced.  I accelerated after every turn. I knew I had it, but I also knew that if I fumbled, I could lose it.  As it turned out, I kept the gap and enough so that on the final turn to the finish, I didn’t have to fully sprint it out through the line.  I pushed my arm into the air for victory with a smile on my face. (Here’s a picture).

Aaron with his bike named, "Bringing Sexy Back"

It was Kate’s best race too, so we were both excited about how everything played out and that for the first time we both got to stand on the podium together with a little extra cash in our pockets.  First time standing on a cross podium, period. Aaron was racing right after, doing the cat 1-3 men’s race and then the single speed category on his old orange, steel, fixed gear bike. He was so funny as he just got hooked up with a very nice carbon Trek cross bike, yet he gets giddy with excitement to ride his heavy and old fixed gear.  I think it’s because he is the only one riding fixed gear and he can skid through the corners (mentally, Aaron is a 12 yr old boy)! We ended the day very happy and returned home to a surprise from Aaron’s dad.  An antique tricycle that he got for us at an auction that day:)

Our Christmas present from Aaron's Dad, Glenn.

The Cyclocrossist Whore

October 3rd, 2011

Yesterday, I became a whore.  Not just any whore though, a ‘cyclocrossist whore‘.  Now, you may be wondering what a cyclocrossist whore is and what it entails.  According to Urban Dictionary, a Cyclocrossist is:

(noun) a person who rides a cyclocross bike.

This definition is needed to separate those who ride/race cyclocross from road cyclists, mountain bikers, triathletes, and others who ride/race bikes of various forms.
Jan: “Why is that guy running and carrying his bike? Shouldn’t he be riding it? What an idiot!”

Now, a whore is: a. Someone who does something excessively.  b. It’s not exactly legitimate to call somebody a whore unless they are paid for what they do.

When you combine the two definitions, you get a ‘cyclocrossist whore‘ being basically: an idiot running while carrying his/her bike while getting paid with dollar bills.

That was me, just one day ago.  This past weekend was one of the biggest cross races of the season, the Grand Prix of Gloucester Cyclocross.  Some of the top racers came from all over the world and the biggest beer drinkers and fans were there in numbers.  A couple of the riders who came happened to be the girls I lived with in Belgium, 3 summers ago; Helen Wyman and Gabby Day.  As I was on my adventure and very much alone, Gabby became a very good friend. We not only lived together, but traveled to races in Holland and as far as the Czech Republic.  She really helped me get through the home sickness and just dealing with mearly surviving the races (aka: getting my ass kicked!).  I hadn’t seen her since I left Europe so it was very exciting to be reunited with my friend.

I think this is where I started to lose some steam.

The first day at Gloucester went very well.  There were almost 50 women that started and I was staged in the 2nd to last row.  I knew that in order to have a chance, I had to move to the front as quickly as possible.  As my cross race three weeks ago had gone very well against some of the top women, I knew I could do it, it would just come down to positioning.  So, as soon at the gun went off for the start, we sped up the paved hill.  I was unable to move up, but I didn’t panic.  After about 200meters, we came to a sharp right, then a sharp left.  I squeezed past about 25 riders on the right!  Then we had a short straight, then a right hand turn and some steps to run up.  Quickly, I passed another 15 people and soon I was in the top 10 riders!!  Wow!  I could hardly believe my luck!  I looked at who I was next to and was nearly start struck.  I kept going.  We zig zagged around in the soft mud.  It had rained earlier in the day and the mud had began to dry so it became almost like a soft clay. We came to a steep run up – off the bike, shoulder it, then up the hill.  I tried to put as much momentum and spring into every step.  My thighs burned. Then back onto the bike and around more zig zags, over some barriers and through the lap.  Our race was 40 minutes. After about the 2nd lap, I started to lose some steam. Girls started passing me.  I tried to stay mentally tough, but subconsciously I worried about the person behind me passing. “Focus on what lies ahead,” I tried to tell myself. Soon, a few more girls passed.  Then I hit a rock with my front wheel.  My tire pressure was low to begin with due to the muddy conditions so I became paranoid that I had a flat. I slowed down more, I took the corners too cautious. Finally after half a lap of my silliness, I realized my tire was not flat and I needed to press forward.  Each time up the muddy run-up, it took more and more out of me. “Keep your momentum going!!” The fans cheered.  I was just trying to move forward.  (Here’s a picture of me.)

Gabby Day and me after the race on Sunday. Notice my 'recovery' drink.

Finally, the race was over and I had finished 22nd.  It was good, but I knew I could do much better.  But immediately when I crossed the line, that’s when I saw my friend Gabby Day.  ”Gabby!!!” I screamed and immediately went and gave her a huge hug.  She had finished 5th.  Helen had won. “I’m so sorry I didn’t bring Keiren and come crash your wedding,” she said in her British accent. I was so happy to see her.  She had come alone to the States for the first time (kind of how I went to Europe) to do some cyclocross racing and not knowing where she’d live or what would happen.  But it all worked out for her.  ”I’m going back on Tuesday,” she said, “and I don’t want to go because I love it here and the people are so nice!”

Sunday, I was ready to tear it up.  I knew that I could do much better than the day before, I just needed to a: have a good start, and b: fight off the demons in my head. I headed up a little bit earlier to the race so I could have a better pre-ride on the course and a good warm-up.  Aaron had the day off so he did a big ride all the way to Gloucester from our house.   As the day had been much drier than the previous day, I decided to ride with a little more pressure in my tires.  But because the weather decided to turn after our start, this turned out to be a bad decision on my end.

Thinking from previous years, I anticipated that Sunday’s race would hold less running, more turns, faster, and much more better for me.  I was wrong.  The course designer (he’s really an artist/engineer and genius with his course designs) decided to switch  it up from years past and add more running!!  You’d think with my extensive running background, I’d be excited, but as I have barely run in years, and the fact that cyclocross running is nothing like running a 5K, I knew I was in for it! The course not only involved the run-up from the previous day, but also included a massive sand-pit by the ocean followed by a steep staircase of 33 steps.

As I was again positioned in the back, I had to focus on my start.  The gun went off and we all took off up the hill.  I was caught behind some riders and soon, had trouble moving up as the course weaved in and out along the grassy hill slope.  I stayed focused and passed some riders, but still not where I wanted to be.  In hind sight I should have been a little more optimistic as I wasn’t as far back as I thought.  But as I pushed through each lap, the ground became more slick as the air became misty. My hands started to slide on my brake levers and I became more and more sloppy on my dismounts and remounts.  At one point I thought I’d run into the barrier with my bike.  I almost tipped over sideways in the sand pit too; somehow managing to catch myself.  I was regretting the extra tire pressure as I struggled to get traction through the corners. But then, something changed.  Maybe it was the tide turning (the high tide started rushing over into the sand pit). Or it was that suddenly on my third lap, I noticed some dollar bills as I was dismounting and running up the stairs next to the beer tent.  ”Money!”  I was going to make some money today, some way, some how.  I think that was the exact moment that I went from just being a cyclocross racer to a cyclocrossist whore.  I reached down with my left hand and swooped up the dollar bills, running and carrying my bike with my right hand. I could have tripped, but I didn’t.  The far from sober fans were screaming with excitement as I stuffed the cash into my back pocket.  I hopped back onto my bike, now on a new mission! If I couldn’t get top 10, I was just going to have some fun today, I had decided.

Got my wad of dirty money!

I moved through the course and finally back to the sand pit and up the 33 stairs.  I saw some girls moving in on me, but I wouldn’t let them catch me.  I reached the top of the staircase and looked back.  A dollar had fallen out of my pocket onto the ground.  ”YOU LOST A DOLLAR BILL!!” Someone screamed at me.  I smiled, shook my head, and kept going.  They screamed as if I would turn around for a dollar.  I kept going, confident I could make it up on the next and final lap.  As I rounded the next lap, I came through the pit with this time, more dollars on the ground.  I could feel my chest rise with excitement.  I was fatiguing and getting more sloppy on my dismounts, so this time, I nearly face planted as I swooped my hand down to grab the first dollar.  I could see the girl behind me raise her eyes as I kept snatching all the dollars on the ground, leaving nothing for her.  I was losing some coordination so I quickly tucked the bills in my pocket and hopped back onto my bike.  Aaron was by the fence.  I put three fingers up and smiled at him.  People were yelling.  It was crazy!

The last lap I stayed in the same position.  As I came through the final sand pit and up the stairs, I could hear the screams, “YOU LOST YOUR DOLLAR ON THE LAST LAP!”  I smiled, “It’s ok, I got more!” I finished, just psyched I made about $5.  I pulled the wad of dirty money from my pocket and showed the other girls.  They all laughed as I told them my story.

I saw Gabby after and she had gotten 3rd place!  ”I’m so happy,” she said, “what a great way to end my trip!”  She was headed off to world cups in Europe.

So, that’s the story of how I not only reunited with a great friend but became a cyclocrossist whore.

The Finale In Downtown Boston

September 29th, 2011

As I sit here, banged and bruised from starting cyclocross training, I am thinking about the finale of my road season.  The next two weekends will be the biggest cyclocross races of the year and although I haven’t really touched my cross bike too much yet, I feel ready. I feel strong.  I mean, I woke up in the middle of the night with water oozing out of my eye. I went to the bathroom and discovered my eye was very much inflamed, swollen and I proceeded to flush it out with saline solution.  Seemed to do the trick.  Must have gotten some muck in my eye last night at the park when I was practicing. That’s cross for you.

But before I move onto a very epic, extreme, and gnarly sport, I must give you the play by play of my road season’s finale in the heart of “our fair city,” Boston.

Sunday was the annual Mayor’s Cup.  $20,000 were in payouts for both the women and the men’s fields.  $5,000 of that was cash primes.  Boy after last weekend in Portsmouth, I was ready to take home some money!  The last two years I’ve done the race, I was able to hang in, not so much as ‘being the race’ but being ‘in’ the race, if that makes sense. This year, I was much stronger so my goal was to get on the podium and even win.  I visualized it all week.  I did the play by play of the final corner  in my head on how it would go down. And when I awoke on Sunday, my nerves were indeed racing.  I made some pancakes and prepared.

The week before the race, my partner in crime, Silke, hadn’t registered for the race.  I needed her there. So, every single day, I emailed her and texted her, “Did you remember to register? Our friend Bob says he didn’t see you on the start list and your Norwood fans will be there cheering.”  Finally on Saturday (very last minute) she texted me, “Alright already! I will be there tomorrow!” She was on her last matches for the season, but I knew she could pull through.

Our race consisted of over 50 women.  Many great sprinters from some of the top women’s teams were present too.  I knew it would be a very fast race, but I was ready.  At the start line, I looked up at the announcer’s podium and saw our friend Ed Ryan.  He was putting money down on a prime.  He raised his hands, “10 laps Melissa, 2 place prime!”  I nodded.  I had to win Ed’s prime.

We started with a crowed of people lining the streets. The pace was high.  I took two laps to get my feet under me and then I began moving up at the front and actively chasing attacks.  The first couple of primes I went for, but every time on the last corner, I wasn’t in the ideal position. After the second prime, I attacked past the start line, but once I rounded the turn, I hesitated as I approached the two girls who’d gotten the prime.  The pack wasn’t too far back so I eased up and abandoned my attack.  There were several other attacks during the race that I was able to bridge up to. None of them lasted but a quarter of a lap, as we’d get caught by the peleton. But I tried.  Meanwhile, Silke hung in.  She saved her legs for a few attacks, but I could tell she had just a few matches in her.

Bridging up with 10 laps to go. Picture complements of Velo News.

Coming up to two laps to go, one of the Colivita girls came smashing down onto her hips. She was right in front of me and somehow  I managed to avoid running her over.  I heard her screams echoing on the brick buildings. As we came through the two laps to go, I started to move up the left side, but a Juvederm lady moved over as I was coming up and I was pushed almost colliding into the wheel pit’s Sram car and hitting the metal barriers.   I caught myself and was able to counteract my balance.  I knew then that it would be a fight for the finish.  With one lap to go, I still needed to move up more. Teams were starting to attack and up the pace.  I had to push to the front.  I stayed on the left side on the last two turns and saw a few girls go early on the inside. Shoot! I grabbed Lauren Tomayo’s wheel (last year’s winner) as she took off and sprinted my brains out, hoping to at least beat her.  I threw my bike across the line but she just had inched me out.  My eyes started counted the riders ahead. I hoped for a top 10.  11th. Well, 11th isn’t so bad, but when it is so close, you know you can be at the top. It was all positioning.  Happened so fast but every millisecond counts.

Silke had fought for top 20.  She wasn’t in an ideal position but sprinted around a ton of riders at the end and got 19th!  The payout was for top 20!  We both took home a lot of money and she was really happy I bugged her all week into racing.

Aaron also did the men’s pro 1-2 race.  He’s wanted to do it for years.  There were 135 men and he was 77th, so it wasn’t too bad for his first time at Mayor’s Cup.

Now onto the epic, extreme, and gnarly cyclocross season! This weekend in Gloucester will include some top riders in the world, so stay tuned!